Dear Santa, I’ve been a good boy for the past 12 months. I think I deserve a Nikon D3S and a Nikkor 70-200mm f2.8 lens, or maybe a Nikkor 24-70mm f2.8. Don’t worry about the flash, I have an SB-900 with me but I don’t mind a few more SB-900s to act as slaves though. I’m trying to save you some money you know. I don’t mind if it’s not wrapped in wrapping paper.

If you think I’m asking too much, then just get me a set of 19″ Caractere rims for my car (with some Pirelli P Zeros of course) and it’ll make my day if you can throw in a Caractere body kit as well. While you’re at it, can you chip the ECU as well please. Stage 2 will be fine. I’m not asking for Stage 3. Like I said, I’m trying to save you a bit of moolah and I’ll prove that by forking money for the installation.

I’ll be in the office on Christmas day if you decided to drop by and pass me the presents. Thank you.

P.S. Merry Christmas to you Santa. Please don’t stress yourself delivering those presents to me. Get some cookies and milk for the elves too. They’ve been working too hard.