Last Monday, a lady called me using a mobile number, telling me that she is from this job agency, asking me if I’m interested in a job at Kota Damansara. I asked her to send me an email on the job’s description and the location.
She sent it to me using a Streamyx account. I was very suspicious. Why would a job agency call it’s candidates using a mobile phone and why wouldn’t they have a proper email address (they have their own website). I was a bit suspicious, but I went for the interview, because I am DESPERATE!
Went to the place on Tuesday afternoon, wearing something that I have not been wearing for quite some time, my work clothes, and a tie. I wanted to give a good impression on the inerviewer.
Went in, the Human Resource lady asked me if I was coming for the interview, and then explained that it will not be a verbal interview. I would have to do a few tests and it will take about 2-3 hours.  Only if i passed the test, I’ll be granted a verbal interview. I thought what kind of test takes 2-3 hours, and I am in my best attire, but there won’t be an interview? Nevermind, I am desperate, so I went for it.
While I was filling in the forms, a few people came in for the same interview, I mean tests. They wore T-shirts and jeans. I looked like a desperate over-dressed fella.Â
The lady bought all of us into a classroom-like room, then she handed out the test questions. There were 2 sets, about 1 centimeter thick.Â
The first set was a personality test. 300 freaking questions. The first 150 are “Yes/No/Not Sure” questions while the rest were objective questions. These are some of the questions:
- If your neighbour’s dog came over to your house and messed up your beautiful garden, would you be angry?
- Would you complain when the food you wanted was taken off the menu in a classy restaurant?
- Do you always sleep late at night and wake up early in the morning?
I don’t know what does all these questions got to do with IT. I answered all anyway, because I am desperate.
The next set was a more technical test. More on IT stuff. 100 questions. These are some of the questions:
- What is the correct order of the OSI Layer?
- What network topology does the diagram show?
- If computer A connects to the server and computer B connects to computer C which then connects to the server. What network topology is this?
I learnt all these stuff, but how the hell am I supposed to remember it? It’s like giving you a set of question on History when you were studying in From 5, without prior notice. They use too many abbreviated IT jargons. I’ve never heard of 90% of it. Or maybe I did, just not the abbreviated ones.
I think I totally flunked the tests. I am not expecting a second interview, or a verbal interview, from them. I know how I did on the tests. I finished 400 questions in less than 2 hours.
So I am still hunting for a job and I am still very much DESPERATE.
On another note, I met David from myMacbuzz to claim my prize, a 1GB thumbdrive. Now I don’t need to buy a thumbdrive. Yay!
